MYEH. :3

Remember my last post? The one where me and Small Fry were abducted by aliens?
... Well, we're free now.
...We've been free for the past 3 days.
If you haven't noticed that, I appreciate your concern for me. XD

Anyway...
The aliens kicked us off their UFO because Small Fry and I ate all of their floating tater tot supply. At this moment, right now, they're cooking up some more.
They just need to grow some potatoes on the other side of the galaxy on this cute little planet, pick them (they need to be extra fresh) with these special machines (made from the finest metal), and begin their cooking process. While the potatoes are being sliced and cut and stuff, the aliens fly about 16,000 lightyears to a special green hole (you've heard of black holes, right?) where they extract zero-gravity atoms from the air and fly back to where the potatoes are waiting to be molecularly combined with the zero-gravity atoms, which make the tater tots float. The rest of the process of making floating tater tots is highly classified.

...I've been reading too much. :3
I'm reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and its epic. I'm borrowing it from PICKLES.

Speaking of Pickles, we're going to see a movie called the Social Network.
...I've never heard of it until now. XD

WHEEEEE.
...I miss the floating tater tots... ahahh! XD

~McSquiggles :3

AHHHH!

OH MY GAWRSH.
I'm in a UFO with Small Fry right now...
It's quite scary, with all these technologicalyfuliness stuff all around me...
It makes me feel dumb.

But yeah.
Me and Small Fry have been KIDNAPPED!
BY ALIENS!
*ominous music*

And this was all because you guys didn't go to Small Fry's blog.
(click on it; it's a link)
Go there.
Now.
AND SAVE US FROM THESE MONSTERS-- uh, I mean, friendly creatures who have a wonderful sense of style (if you think that tinfoil is stylish) and whose make-up-ing skills are absolutely divine (if you think that green foundation and purple lipstick is divine) and they have the most wonderful food, like, ever (if you think that floating tater tots are wonderful... which they are!)

...I have to admit, aliens aren't that bad.
I do like purple lipstick...
And tater-tots...
I think we'll stay here for a while...
Enjoy some floating tater-tots...
Put on purple lipstick...
Dress in tinfoil dresses...
Use jetpacks to fly around everywhere...
Jump around in zero-gravity space...
No school...

Wait.
No school.
YES!

But that also means that Smally Fry and I won't be able to see our friends... :(
But no homework... :D

~McSquiggles :3

DENMARK.

Oh my gosh, HI PEOPLE FROM DENMARK!!!
Don't you love how random Americans are?!

(to you Americans, this week, there were 4 pageviews... from DENMARK.)

...I gots nothing about Denmark.
Mostly because I'm still sad about my phone being taken away or kinda shocked about this one thing... But that's life. XD

iLY!
McSquiggles :3

Shana Logic Object of the Week: Perfect Tunic Dress



This is a product of Shana Logic.
No, they're not paying me to advertise XD

 I have to admit, this really is perfect.

It looks so cute!
And it comes in 2 colors:
*Black/Gray (shown here)
*Purple/Black

And...?
There's a sleevless one too, for that barefoot weather we all know and love! :3

It's also handmade.
And $55.
Not including shipping and handling.
But it's totally worth it.
:3

LOVE!
McSquiggles :3

Who Knew Science Could be so Fun?!

Okey dokey, in science today, we had to work on our presentation stuff.

AND OMG OMG OMG.
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
THANK GOODNESS FOR TEXTING.
AND HUGS.
AND... what?
Whoa.
Okay.

...You wish that you knew what I'm talking about right now, right? XD

Anyway...
So we had laptops and stuff, and like I searched up for my secret lover (of course, that would be Kyo) and he looks sooooo cute! (don't be jealous. HE'S FICTIONAL!)

And I died.
And turned into a zombie.
Who only wants to eat your brains for dinner-- I mean be your friend...
Rawr.
Blame science.
And lack of sleep.
And inside jokes.

~McSquiggles :3

P.S. I got busted for texting too much. :/ No more cell phone for tonight. XD

Turtles, Whales, and Bunnies, oh my!

Today is all about Pickles the Robotic Turtle.

Pickles is half robot, half turtle.

Half of his face is metal, and one of his eyes is this red lens thing that shoots out lasers at his enemies. Plus, it can bake cookies at 200 degrees for 2 seconds. They taste pretty good.

Pickles' shell is made out of metal.

And some of his inner organs are robotic.

On full moons, Pickles turns into a whale that's about this big. *stretches arms out*

Pickles cannot text in whale form.

Flippers don't have thumbs, if you haven't noticed.

And whenever Pickles is hugged, he turns into a fuzzy pink bunny rabbit.

It's true.

Who is this Pickles, you ask?

He's our very own J--

*BEEEEP*

Your program has been interrupted by a special message:

GOOD-BYE.

OMG.

Haha, I just noticed that the poll closed.
Here are the results:

Question: Which song do you like the best?
3 votes "La La La" -Auburn
3 votes "Dynamite" -Taio Cruz
0 votes "Spending All My Time" -Aaron Fresh
2 votes "Misery" -Maroon 5
3 votes "DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again" -Usher

So. Apparently, we have a 3 way tie!
La La La, Dynamite, and DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again are awesome. :)

Tune in for next week's poll! :)

~McSquiggles :3

i ♥ KYO :3

You should read Fruits Basket by Natsuki Takaya.

OH MAH GARSH ISN'T THAT THE
MOST CUTEST THING YOU'VE
EVER SEEN?! ...probably not.



It's my favorite manga, like, ever.

(even though I've only read 2...)

And this one guy in it, like he's really cute. His name's Kyo Sohma.

He has like this really hot orange hair and these really epic reddish brown eyes... :3
AND HE TURNS INTO A KITTY CAT WHENEVER A GIRL HUGS HIM! :D

Let me post some pictures:


*drools* OH EM GEE HE'S SO HOT WHEN HE'S
LAYING UPSIDE DOWN!!! :D





*sigh* I ♥ Kyo...

...isn't it funny how fictional guys are always better than real ones?! ...haha, just kidding! :) I wuv my buddies (not like that, but you know)... :3

But don't worry, Kyo, I still ♥ you!
(too bad that one chick took you away from me... I never liked her. At all.)

If only I could hug you... then you'd turn into a kitty... then you'd get all pissed... and then you'll scratch me and I'll start bleeding and then you'll apologize and ask me to marry you... XD I love my fantasy world... :3

So... yeah.
I was drawing A LOT this weekend... more than I usually would.
Should I post some pictures? :3

I should post my lollipop picture...
It's on Facebook...

LOVE!
~McSquiggles :3

Shana Logic Object of the Week: Robot Love Bag



This is a product of ShanaLogic.com.
And no, I'm not paid to advertise... :3

 Awww! Ain't this the most adorable thing you've ever seen?!

It's a robot, if you didn't know. With hearts! And it's all on this totally coolio looking bag... :3

...Yeah, I wants it.
And it's only $25!
Guess what?!
I don't even have a quarter!
...Never mind, yes I do. I have 2 quarters. But that's it. :3

If someone would get me this for Christmas or my birthday, I'd love them forever!!! :)

~McSquiggles :3

I hate...

You know what I really hate?!
I have a whole list. And I'm going to force you to read it.
Unless you don't want to, of course... XD I'm not that mean...

*not in any certain order*
1) People who steal my cookies...
Sure, you can steal my french fries, just not my cookies, chocolate, or tater tots. :3

2) When people don't finish their fanfic.
Lots of times, I read epic fanfics, but most of them aren't complete. It makes me wonder, "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!" ...I like fanfic... XD

3) Mosquitos.
I mean seriously?! They're still alive?! It's SEPTEMBER!!! ...I wish they were dead. Just yesterday, I got like 5 mosquito bites on my neck and one in the middle of my back. (I was wearing a sweatshirt! How did that beast get in there?! PERVERT!)

4) People who say that they'll give me something but end up lying.
Gosh, I hate him... I mean them. *shifty eyes* JERK(s)! I WANT MY FREAKING MONEY! I HAD TO ENDURE A WHOLE HOUR OF THIS MADDNESS!!! AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME AN ANSWER! It was just, "IDK" or "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" or *blank* I deserve that $10. Stupid bets.

5) When my cell phone dies.
It's just so sad!!! D:

6) When I'm in the middle of talking to someone on Facebook and they randomly log off.
Ahahh, that's just mean. And rude. Gawrsh.

7) People who say I like someone when I DON'T!!!
And even worse: when they say that someone likes me, I pretend to gag, and then they say "YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT!" Um... no. I don't. If I'm gagging, either I don't like them or I choked on my cookie.

8) How long it takes for Twelfth Grade Kills to come out!
:(((( I WANT TO READ IT SOOO BAD!!! XD


Whew. I think I'm done.
Please exit in an orderly fashion and have a good day.

~McSquiggles :3

Random News for the Day :)

So, tomorrow is, once again,
FREE HUG FRIDAY!
So don't forget to hug someone. Or maybe a tree... cuz tree huggers are awesome like that. But don't forget about ME!!! I ♥ hugs, and according to a certain someone *cough cough Josh* my hugs are like BURNING ACID!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!


What else is on our random news list?


Well, a certain someone is being mean cuz he owes me $10...
>.<


So after school today, my sister, Taco-Girl, and my two daughters, Ki-Ki and Taylor walked to Discovery today cuz my DADDY was there (no, my fake daddy! XD). I was swinging and hanging out and stuff, when Taylor just randomly decided to stop my swing. Well, I slid backwards and fell on my butt and slid like half a foot. So I got wood chips in my pants. >.< And what else? When I was sliding off, my fingers held a death grip on the swing... chain (?) thingymajigger and like when I fell off, my fingers were ripped off. And then one of them started to bleed. My daddy (still the fake one) had to go to his house to get me a band-aid and a water bottle for me... :3


I LOVE YOU DAUGHTERS AND DADDY AND GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
(ya, I'm my sister's grandma... XD)


It was fun.
And my fingers hurt. :(
But they're kinda numb, too, so they feel coolio... XD


BTW, I love water balloons!!!
Haha, it's a long story that I do not have time for (mostly because my fingers hurt...) XD


LOVE!
~McSquiggles :3

Blue Nails :3

I have just painted my nails a really pretty shade of BLUE.
...They're still kinda wet, but I'm not the patient type.
So... yeah. XD

BTW thanks Nuke'em for the wonderful Christmas present.
Even though it's Septemeber.
And I had to pay a whole $1.50 for it.
How wonderful.
(I ♥ it!!!)

So...
Yeah.

~McSquiggles :3

Shana Logic Object of the Week: Red Retro Block Heart Necklace

This is a product of shanalogic.com, and no,
they're not paying me to advertise... :3

OMG isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?! It's totally epic.

This is a red retro block heart necklace, and you can get it only at Shana Logic!

...I want it for Christmas or my birthday...
haha XD

The cool thing is that it's made out of legos and you open it by snapping them apart!!! :D

It's sooooo cute! :)

~McSquiggles :3

P.S. It also comes in black, which looks totally cool and would match almost everything... unless you're wearing brown. No, black and brown do not match. I'm sorry, it just doesn't. :3

i ♥ M&M's!!! :)

Wouldn't it be just AMAZING if we got like a huge thing of M&M's for breakfast, lunch and dinner?! OMG that'd be totally AWESOME!!! :DDDDDDDD

I'd be literally bouncing off the walls!!!
WHEEEEEE!!!

So... yeah.
I like doodling. :3
On most of my homework, I have little smiley faces or squigglies or clouds with rainbows and fail suns or m&m's or forks holding hands with spoons or heartsies or stars or robots or mushrooms with umbrellas in the rain or cannibalistic cookies or smiling ice cream cones with a cherry on top...
...and Newcomb's "myeh" and box thing...

I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!
...I wonder...
Is there any way I can get a huge thing of M&M's anytime soon...?

...
~McSquiggles :3

P.S. IT'S FREE HUG FRIDAY!!!
I gave lots of peoples hugs :3

WHEE! :3

Yummy... :3

Hee hee I is on a sugar high right now! :3

And you can all thank Jacob for that!

Who knew that just 3 M&M's could give you so much energy?!

And wow, I'm still hyper?!
...I'm guessing this is why I can't eat M&M's...

Ah, memories...
K, so me and my buddies were having a sleepover, and like there were a TON of M&M's, and we started to have an M&M fight!!! It was soooo yummy! XD

So yeah, since I was all hyper and stuff, I have accomplished something. I have more dance moves for our talent show thingy!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WHEEE! HAPPY! HYPER!
...And... it's gone.
Whoo. I'm tired now. XP

Science was uber fun today.
Haha, comment if you know what I mean.... XD

FREE HUG FRIDAY IS TOMORROW!
REMEMBER TO RUN AROUND AND HUG RANDOM PEOPLE!!!
(even if they give you weird looks or call you names or sue you or whatever.)

~McSquiggles :3

4 Day Weekend: Day 3 & 4 Recap

Hmm... let's see here... nope. Nothing.
I did nothing.

~McSquiggles :3

A Typical Conversation in Saudi Arabia

OK, I was checking my stats, and this week, someone from Saudi Arabia visited my blog. o.O
I bet they couldn't read it.

Guy from Saudi Arabia: "What the-- why am I on this totally amazing blog?! How did I get here?!"
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Whoa. It's in a different language."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I know. Can you translate this?"
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: "No, but I bet my sister knows how."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "You should go get her."
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: "You only want me to get her because you think she's cute."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Oh, no, that's not me. You must be mistaking me for my neighbor."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "I heard your sister is coming."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "No, I have no sister."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "No, not you. The Guy next to you."
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Who, me?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "Yes, you. Is your sister coming?"
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I think so. Let me go get her."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "Yes, yes, you go do that."
Guy next to the Guy from Saudi Arabia: *leaves*
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "Hey, what are you looking at?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "What? Me? I wasn't looking at you."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "No, what's on your computer?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Oh, this totally amazing blog."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "Why is it in a different language?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I do not know. I think the person who made this blog is from either Austrailia or Alaska."
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "Where's Alaska?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I do not know. I think that's where all the cool people are. Get it? Because Alaska is cold?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "That was terrible."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I know. I don't know why I even try."
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia: "I'm back with my sister!"
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia's Sister: "Why am I here again?"
Guy from Saudi Arabia's Neighbor: "AHHH!" *runs away*
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "What's wrong with him?"
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia: "My sister shaved her head."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Oh."
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia: "Now, can you translate this totally amazing blog for us?"
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia's Sister: "...No, this blog is too awesome for me. I am not worthy of reading it, and neither are you two."
Guy from Saudi Arabia: "What about my neighbor?"
Guy next to Guy from Saudi Arabia's Sister: "How should I know?"


Gosh, that took so long to write. >.<
Well... ADIOS! :D
Or as they say in Saudi Arabia, Ma'a Salama!
(I had to Google that)


~McSquiggles :3

4 Day Weekend: Day 2

My hair is very sad right now... and wet.
Andrew, my brother, stuck some wax in my hair (don't ask me where he got it, cuz unfortunately, I don't know) and it got all tangled and gross and sticky and knotted and red (the wax was red) and even though I have red highlights (they're barely visible... what a waste of money), it made my hair even more red. :)

So... yeah.
CURSE YOU ANDREW.

~McSquiggles

Unicorns

http://www.aniboom.com/animation-video/92543/This-World/
Oh gosh this video is so effing adorable (and funny)!!!!

K, I can't get the video on here (mostly cuz I don't know how), so I'm going to force you to click that link right up there *points*
:3

~McSquiggles :3

4 DAY WEEKEND: Day Uno

Last night, while reading "Mockingjay," I was listening to my iPod. Of course, I turned the volume all the way up. So I've been reading and listening to music for about 3 hours, and my sister comes in, yanks my headphones out of my ears (do you know how much that hurts?!) and screams at me.

"SHUT UP!" she said.

And I was like... what? I'm just reading. Does reading require me being loud? No, no it doesn't. See? I was confused.

Then she told me I was singing (rather loudly), and she heard me all the way upstairs.

Oops.

So yeah.

Apparently, when I'm listening to dangerously loud music, I tend to sing along. :3

But "Mockingjay?!"

OMG it's just... wow.

I love it. :3

I'd start rambling on about how COMPLETELY AMAZING it is, but some of you have decided not to read it. And I can't talk about it unless you read it.

Yes, I'm telling you to read it.

MOCKINGJAY!!! :D

Okay, so there's this website called ShanaLogic (dot com) and it's like an online store. The thing is, they sell the most OUTRAGEOUSLY CUTE stuff. Like seriously. No joke.

There's just so much stuff I love, I just might start a wish list (a really long wish list)

But yeah, if you want to get me a present for no reason (or maybe for Christmas or my birthday), PUH-LEEZ buy me something from there! ...please?! I'll be your best friend.... :3

;adlfkjasd;klfjads;lfjskldfjmuffinal;jdsfkl;asjdflasjfdlsjfdsaf;fdsldjl So that shirt on the right? That's just one of the many totally amazing handmade products they sell! :3 So, since I'm totally in love with all of their stuff, I'm going to do this whole weekly thing where I post a picture of something I really love! :)

a;dlskfjadslkfja;ds;lkfja;dslkfjasldkfjas;dlkfjads;klfjasdflj dl;askfj(yes, I guess I am advertising. No, they're not paying me anything *sniffle*)

;alkdsfjakl;dsfj;adsklfjk;dslajfkldsjfkldsj;fjd;afl ~McSquiggles :3

dja;slfkjadsklfjds;aklfjadsklffdfj;dsklfjdslkfjdslkfjdaskfjfjddl;skdfj P.S. WHOOHOO! 3 FOLLOWERS!!! iLY EMMY! :))))))

P.P.S. don't really like the look of the capital i, if you look up *looks up* you'll see that.

...no, not up there, smart one. ;)

P.P.P.S. Haha, I fixed the time problem, and while doing that, I figured out how to change the font color! :D

*facepalm*

Ok, does anyone know how to change the time on this thing?!
I just realized that the time on the posts and the comments are 2 hours late.
...or is it 2 hours early...?
Let me think about this...
Ouch.
I hurt my brain.

Anyway...
So yesterday after gym, I was messing around with some perfume and I accidently sprayed some on Becca's face. Well... some of it got in her mouth!
Everyone's natural reaction to this would be to spit it out, cuz you know, perfume tastes nasty and bitter and like flowers and stuff.
When she spit it out, I was laughing my head off and some of her spit and perfume combo got into my mouth.
...it was gross.

But she's my perfume buddy. :3

~McSquiggles

P.S. THANK YOU AARON!!! YOU ROCK!!!

*GASP*

OH EM GEE.
I HAVE 2 FOLLOWERS.
NEW RECORD!!!

(haha not really, my other blog, http://sushi-mcsquiggles.blogspot.com has 4!!!)
I'm so happy right now!!! XD

...And... it's gone.
Hmm.
Is it because of all the homework I have to finish?!

...BUT WAIT.
NO SCHOOL ON FRIDAY!
OR MONDAY!
FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(aka: really happy smiley face)

~McSquiggles

P.S. Oh wait. That's right. Homework. Hmmph. :/
P.P.S. THANK YOU JOSH AND KEVIN! XD