Oh my.

So.
I just checked my stats and junk, and guess what?
These are the search keywords of McSQUIGGLES LOVES YOU♥
(this is word for word)

dudes scene hair
mcsquiggles.blogspot.com
colored scene hair
happy bunny don't make the nice girl slap you
interesting random news
mcsqiggles
mcsquiggles
mcsquiggles the dork
nuke stencil
pickles the robotic turtle

I swear, I don't talk about scene hair that much!
(btw, I convinced my sister to make my hair look scene today, since I was going to the mall, and I ended up brushing it all down so it was less poofy)
Andandand... what?
How... bunny... slap... wha?


...
Well.
I'm proud of this blog.(:


McSQUIGGLES♥

Help? + Surprise Ending

Okay, so far, I made like 3 devaintART accounts.
And I deleted them all.
...
Why?
Cuz I hated my usernames(:


Do you guys have any ideas?(:
PLEASE COMMENT! :D




McSQUIGGLES♥


P.S. ...Aw crap. I'm supposed to continue the story... Let's just say that a bowl of pretzel dessert flew in while wearing a green cape and carrying a popcorn eating bunny and kicked the bear's behind and reminded him to go dry clean his laundry. And to stop by a pie store on the way back to buy a new watch. The bear ran to Mexico where a glue stick tripped him becuase he wanted a sandwich. A toaster appeared out of no where and knocked out the unicorn, who then turned into a pomegranate. It lived happily ever after with a parachute's pet rock, Clementine III. Amanda ended up being a lawyer. THE END.

PRETTY EYESS vs. LOVE 2012

Thanks to Popcorn Bunneh, I have Alex Goot playing on reply in my head(:
"You and your pretty eyess; keep me alivee"


If you haven't heard "Pretty Eyes" by Alex Goot, go to youtube and listen to it. Right now. Mmmhmm. Go. Well I don't care if you're doing your homework! I don't care if you're taking a shower! I DON'T CARE IF ZOMBIES ARE USING YOUR NINJA GERBIL AS A SIDE DISH, JUST LISTEN TO IT!


Yay for pageviews(:


Puh-puh-puh-pretty eyes
We should make a hip hop parody of that ;D


LOVE 2012 by 3OH!3(:
"This is the eve of I don't believe"
That parts catchy ;D


...Oh dear.
I have "Pretty Eyes" and "Love 2012" playing in my head at once.
They don't make a really good pair.
Just think about listening to a nice, slow love song playing while a kick butt apocolypse song is playing.
THIS IS ME I LOVE MYSELF YEAH F*** YOU AND YOUR PRETTY EYES THEY KEEP ME ALIVE WHILE THE SKY ABOVE IS FALLING BUT I CAN SEE CLEARLY FLASH FLASH LASER BEAMS GALAXYYYY
...Yes. It makes perfect sense.


I'm so confused now.
:)


LOVES,
McSQUIGGLES


P.S. I'm in Language Arts(:

ROCKETEER♥

I've been in a super duper good mood ALL DAY! :D
HERE WE GOOOO
COME WITH MEEEE
THERE'S A WORLD OUT THERE
THAT WE SHOULD SEE
TAKE MY HANDDD
CLOSE YOUR EYESSS
WITH YOU RIGHT HERE IMMA ROCKETEER
LET'S FLYYYYY!!!♥
--Rocketeer by Far East Movement(:

Spanish:

the chronicles of the chibi people continue. >;D

"YOU GOT THE CENTERING ALL WRONG!"

Social Studies:

I'M A DICE ADDICT!!! Hehe. We were playing board games, and one of them had like this giant, rigged die, and I was addicted to it. I was seriously high. XD

Algebra:

I bet I aced my test ;D I spent like 10 minutes on each question. :P :)

Lunch:

Oh gosh. I don't know where to start.

Asian raping (not really XD)

Grace: NO! MY AMANDA!

Ty: HA! *hugs me* I got ya ;D

Grace: *gets arm stuck in the middle of hug* OW OW OW! MY ARM!

Me: *laughs*

Ty's friend: Why'd you just rape an asian?!

taking pillows to the movies

"Ma'am, you can't bring pillows to the movie theatre."

"Oh, this isn't my pillow! He's my boyfriend!"

"No, ma'am. That's a pillow."

"DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT! HE CAN HEAR YOU!"

"Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

and of course, the "Payton." XD

"AMANDA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"I'M USING THE PAYTON!"

"THE WHAT?!" "THE PAYTON!!!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

"NO MOM, THE--never mind."

XD

Language Arts:

"Facepalm?"

Me: No. Facedesk.

"Everyone has those days where they bang their head continuously on their desk."

Me: Some more than others. *bangs head on desk*

Gym:

BALLERINA TWIRL!

Haha XD We had to spin around while dancing today, and me, Brooke, and Jordan all did cute little ballerina twirls ;D

Science:

Video: Asteroids are rocks in the sky.

Kevin: WOW!

*later*

Me and Grace were jamming out to nonexistant songs and were dancing the same dance moves ;D (let me remind you that it was completely synchronized.)

Kyle: Are you guys making this up as you go?!

Me: Yes, Kyle. We are. *facepalm*

Orchestra:

(or before orchestra)

Grace: NO! NO HUGGING! MY AMANDA!

Ty: *pushes Grace into me* *steps on Jacob's foot* *kills many people*

Grace: OW!

Jacob: OW!

Me: Hahaha!

Ty: *hugs me* HA! I GOT YOU!

Grace: NO! MY AMANDA!

Me: *bursts out laughing*

HAHAHA XD

I love my friends ;D

McSQUIGGLES♥

"Girls don't slap hard, do they?"

Shut up.
Just... shut up.
Don't make me slap YOU.
Even though you hit me on the head.
I laughed. XD


ANYWAY.
I bet you guys had NO IDEA what I was talkin bout, right? XD
GOOD.
:)


And BTW?
That drawing of an aerial view of a drum set was cool.
BUT NOT AS COOL AS MY DRAWING!!! >:D




McSQUIGGLES♥


P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH! :D
P.P.S. If you were wondering when MY birthday is... IT'S IN 11 DAYS!!! :D If you buy me a present, I'll love you forever :D

:O

GASP.
Just now, I checked how many pageviews this blog had...
And in the month of January...

WE HAD 252 PAGE VIEWS!!! :D

...thank you for your business.

McSQUIGGLES♥

DRAW DRAW DRAWWWW.

It's okay.
I'm an artist.

I drew a REALLLY cool drawing last night :D
I got most of it done, which is a surprise.
I almost never finish my drawings(:
But I got motivated by deviantart♥
I need a picture to upload as my deviantID, so I'm drawing while I'm typing this...(:

My drawing is a picture of a chick with scene hair.
She's pissed.
Her eyes are full of rage.
Her cheeks are tainted with bitter tears.
Her frown is full of hate.
She's ripping off a necklace that has a heart charm on it.
The heart has a letter carved on it.
The necklace feels sad because it broke.
She's wearing a bracelett that says eff you.
She's flipping someone off.

...yeah.
DRAWING THAT WAS FUNNN :D
It really boosted my self esteem XD

Now... what should I draw next?(:


McSQUIGGLES♥

INSIDE JOKE OF THE WEEK

"He has a soft spot for Amanda."
"No, he has a hard spot for her."

...oh, how I love my friends.
*facepalm*


McSQUIGGLES

MUST. DRAW. NOW.

So... I'm gonna take like 10 million art classes in high school X)

I've been drawing a lot lately, but I need more inspiration XD
Can you guys help me?(:

What should I draw??? :D


McSQUIGGLES

>:D

...YES.
Ignore that last post(:
I was feelin kinda depressed...
But thanks for your concern X)

...
ANYWAYYY :D
The Click Five and Never Shout Never helped me through it X)
Thanks to Pandora, ^ they're my new favorite bands(:

SERIOUSLY.
GO TO YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO:

• "Just the Girl" by the Click Five
• "Can't Stand It" by Never Shout Never
• "Say Goodnight" by the Click Five
• "Trouble" by Never Shout Never
• "Rainbow Veins" by Owl City

...free advertisement.
Yeah, man.

McSQUIGGLES♥

x_x

In the end, you find out who your REAL friends are.
Just sayin.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

It's...

STORY TIME!!!

Today's story is about a fuzzy sock loving bear, a purple unicorn, and a pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice.

     ONCE UPON A TIME there was a pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice. Key word "smelled." Her name was Amanda.

   

  One day, Amanda, the pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice went on a walk. She smelled like sugar cookies. Mmm. That smells nice, right? WRONG. As Amanda ventured into a creepy forest, she started to sing (terribly, that is).

        A poor birdy ended up getting a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital ASAP. Thankfully, it survived. As it was flying to Wally World, the birdy saw an awfully good looking birdy in a window. What it didn't know was that the good looking birdy was just its reflection. The poor birdy, who was extremely desperate, flew to the window at 5 and a half mph and crashed head on. It didn't survive the impact. R.I.P., desperate birdy.

      Anyway, Amanda was singing "Firework" by Katy Perry. She was in the middle of singing "CUZ BABY YOUR A FIREWORKKKKK!!!!" when a bear heard her. The bear's name was Charles the Mighty. Charles the Mighty's 3 favorite things was sugar cookies, Katy Perry, and fuzzy socks.

     Charles the Mighty didn't mean to hear Amanda's "special" singing; he was on the way to the laundromat to get his fuzzy socks dry cleaned. He got annoyed. What in the world had decided to interrupt him?! He strained his ears to listen and heard Amanda singing "Firework." OH MY GAMMIT! Charles the Mighty thought. IS THAT KATY PERRY?!

     Now, let me remind you that Charles the Mighty is a bear. Bears lived in caves. Caves don't really have good radio reception. So Charles the Mighty had always thought that Katy Perry sounded... well, non-talented. But he's a bear. What does he know?

     Charles the Mighty ran towards the sound as fast as he could. He was extremely disappointed when he realized how average Amanda looked. She didn't even have blue hair! But she did smell like sugar cookies.... Mmmm. Charles the Mighty LOVED eating sugar cookies... His stomach grumbled and he licked his lips, hiding behind a tree. It had just occured to Charles the Mighty that he hadn't eaten his usual lunch of dinosaur shaped finger sandwiches with a side of roasted lemons marinated in pea soup. So he was EXTRA hungry now...

     Amanda, oblivious to the bear right behind her, began to break dance. Once again, it was terrible. She fell. On her knee. The one that had the huge bruise that hurted like crazy. Twice.

     Charles the Mighty thought that this was amusing, so he took out his Blackberry and recorded this crazy girl's dancing. He sent it to Youtube. Within 2 minutes, it already had 10 hits. One of these viewers happened to be Peppermint, a flying unicorn.

     Everyone knows that unicorns hate breakdancing. In fact, Peppermint was the Vice President of the Anti-Breakdancing Awareness. He brushed off his purple sparkly wings and started flying to the creepy forest the bear and Amanda was in...

How will this story end? Will Amanda be eaten by the hungry Charles the Mighty?! Will Peppermint the unicorn stop this madness?! Will Charles the Mighty ever get his fuzzy socks dry cleaned?! Find out next week!

McSQUIGGLES♥

P.S. I need a co-author. Someone with an excessive amount of creativity and imagination. Someone who will add sprinkles of randomness to this so far normal story. If you have any ideas for this story, please comment. I'll remember to thank you in my next post ;D

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

We'll be starting out the year with a few questions...
MWAHAHAHA. >:D

1) HAII.
2) What's your favorite song?
3) ^Are you sure about that?
4) ...okay(:
5) What were you doing before this?
6) Really? How interesting.
7) ^Did you notice that "How Interesting" was the previous name of this blog? Yeah. Well it was. Which blog title do you like more? "How Interesting" or "McSQUIGGLES LOVES YOU?"
8) What do you want me to post about?
9) No. "nothing" isn't an answer. NOW SPIT IT OUT.
10) Do you have a facebook?
11) ISN'T IT ADDICTING?! x_x
12) Hmmm... I have an idea... :D
13) ^I need you guys to back me up on this...
14) Yes. I know that you don't know what my idea is.
15) Yeah, so what?!
16) ...Comment?(:

McSQUIGGLES♥