ONCE UPON A TIME...

It's...

STORY TIME!!!

Today's story is about a fuzzy sock loving bear, a purple unicorn, and a pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice.

     ONCE UPON A TIME there was a pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice. Key word "smelled." Her name was Amanda.

   

  One day, Amanda, the pretty, smart, funny, amazingly awesome girl who smelled nice went on a walk. She smelled like sugar cookies. Mmm. That smells nice, right? WRONG. As Amanda ventured into a creepy forest, she started to sing (terribly, that is).

        A poor birdy ended up getting a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital ASAP. Thankfully, it survived. As it was flying to Wally World, the birdy saw an awfully good looking birdy in a window. What it didn't know was that the good looking birdy was just its reflection. The poor birdy, who was extremely desperate, flew to the window at 5 and a half mph and crashed head on. It didn't survive the impact. R.I.P., desperate birdy.

      Anyway, Amanda was singing "Firework" by Katy Perry. She was in the middle of singing "CUZ BABY YOUR A FIREWORKKKKK!!!!" when a bear heard her. The bear's name was Charles the Mighty. Charles the Mighty's 3 favorite things was sugar cookies, Katy Perry, and fuzzy socks.

     Charles the Mighty didn't mean to hear Amanda's "special" singing; he was on the way to the laundromat to get his fuzzy socks dry cleaned. He got annoyed. What in the world had decided to interrupt him?! He strained his ears to listen and heard Amanda singing "Firework." OH MY GAMMIT! Charles the Mighty thought. IS THAT KATY PERRY?!

     Now, let me remind you that Charles the Mighty is a bear. Bears lived in caves. Caves don't really have good radio reception. So Charles the Mighty had always thought that Katy Perry sounded... well, non-talented. But he's a bear. What does he know?

     Charles the Mighty ran towards the sound as fast as he could. He was extremely disappointed when he realized how average Amanda looked. She didn't even have blue hair! But she did smell like sugar cookies.... Mmmm. Charles the Mighty LOVED eating sugar cookies... His stomach grumbled and he licked his lips, hiding behind a tree. It had just occured to Charles the Mighty that he hadn't eaten his usual lunch of dinosaur shaped finger sandwiches with a side of roasted lemons marinated in pea soup. So he was EXTRA hungry now...

     Amanda, oblivious to the bear right behind her, began to break dance. Once again, it was terrible. She fell. On her knee. The one that had the huge bruise that hurted like crazy. Twice.

     Charles the Mighty thought that this was amusing, so he took out his Blackberry and recorded this crazy girl's dancing. He sent it to Youtube. Within 2 minutes, it already had 10 hits. One of these viewers happened to be Peppermint, a flying unicorn.

     Everyone knows that unicorns hate breakdancing. In fact, Peppermint was the Vice President of the Anti-Breakdancing Awareness. He brushed off his purple sparkly wings and started flying to the creepy forest the bear and Amanda was in...

How will this story end? Will Amanda be eaten by the hungry Charles the Mighty?! Will Peppermint the unicorn stop this madness?! Will Charles the Mighty ever get his fuzzy socks dry cleaned?! Find out next week!

McSQUIGGLES♥

P.S. I need a co-author. Someone with an excessive amount of creativity and imagination. Someone who will add sprinkles of randomness to this so far normal story. If you have any ideas for this story, please comment. I'll remember to thank you in my next post ;D