Interesting...

*manical laughter*
It's just you and me now, my precious little laptop...

I'm gonna go insane.

I did a lazy job of coloring that.
Oh well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

*pets laptop with crazed look on face*
It's okay, my pretty... heh heh heh...
*twitch*

Oh, that was fun.

Nifty Wordplays

"If like is the opposite of dislike,

is aster the opposite of disaster?"

--Robin

16 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.


Oh dear. I seem to have misplaced my other somewhat amusing junk.
...Huh. But that's okay.
I know kung-fu. (and 42 other dangerous words)


McSQUIGGLES♥

Shh...

I'm secretly on the computer...
NO ONE TELL MY MOTHER. XD

Technically, I'm grounded from my LAPTOP for a week...
But this is my grandparents' COMPUTER, so...
It's not the same, right?
Right?!
RIGHT?!

...I'll take that as a "yes," please.

Amanda, please!
I loved the Amanda Show XD
(mostly cuz it was about a chick named Amanda...)

Yes.
Yesterday was pretty awesome.
Today is Gracie's birthday.
That's pretty awesome, too.

--McSQUIGGLES♥

P.S. I have no life. XD

B+

Not my blood group,
Neither my grade in math.
It's my favorite quote:
"Be positive"

LLAMA LOVE♥

AHHHHHHHALSKDJFBNMUFFIN!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Today was awesome.
Porque:
1. PARTAYY♥
2. el zoologico!
3. Retarded unicornsss
4. Yummalicious ice cream cake!
5. The bear itched itself... XD
6. Gary Jr! (he was then killed 5 minutes after I got home. XD)
7. I'm what?! *blush* aww thank you(: But I already knew that. ^^
8. I GOT MY TENTH LLAMA B*TCHES!

Llama llama llama loveee...
And since I got ten llamas, I have a super llama now :DDDD
IT HAS A FRIGGEN CAPE, YO.

Ahem.
*straigtens nonexistant tie*
Excuse me for my language.
I only say that when I'm really excited.

~McSQUIGGLES♥♥♥

P.S. LLAMA!!!♥

Llamas^^

LOLWHUTIDONTEVEN--

I HAVE 9 LLAMAS, SUCKAS.

One more, and I'll get a SUPER LLAMA.

Oh, and for the grammatically inaccurate:

Thank you for your time.

Lost in Paradise

Who said being lost on a stranded island had to be stressful?

Collaboration with Josh.

This was all his idea.

Finally got it uploaded.

On here and on deviantART.

I also spent a large amount of time typing out my short story.

It is also on deviantART. Feel free to click this link to read it.

There's a very small amount of fluff.

You might have to squint, but it's still there.

I think.

A word of advice...

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Once upon a time...

Life is good.

On Thursday, it was raining.
I had the opportunity to run outside with my sister and dance in the clouds' tears.
While the sky looked angry and sad, I was especially elated and overjoyed.
I love rain.

And celery.
And warm breezes.
And tofu.
And Lights (the singer).
And giving people my deathly hugs.
And I'm starting another list, aren't I?
I'll stop now X)

DUUUDDDEEEEE.
I really need to scan some pictures.
Except I lost my 'Mad as a Hatter' one...
Sad. It was colored and everything (it's very rare for me to actually finish a drawing)

...
My deviantART page is getting very lonely.
It only has 4 deviants.
I'm ashamed.

On a brighter note, I am DRAWINGGGG! :D
I had this terrible artist block earlier this week and I finally destroyed it maliciously.
WITH A PURPLE PAPER CLIP.
(alliteration!)

So guess what I drew...!
:D
You'll see.
When I scan the pretty picture(s).
Later.
Eventually.
Maybe?
...
You just wait.

Pitbull's Choice of Words

I love how he rhymes "kodak" with "kodak." Genius.

Confession.

Okay, I'm gonna admit it.
It's been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest.

I let the dogs out.

(I got this off of Facebook ^.^)

You can never trust a walrus.

http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html

"The sky is gay."

Oh, lovely day ^.^

Andrew: Hey Grace! Grace! Grace!
Grace: What?
Andrew: The sky is gay!
Me: The sky doesn't have a gender!

Grace: And Andrew was like, the sky is gay! And Amanda said the sky doesn't have a gender!
Josh: Yes it does! The whole atmosphere is shaped like a ba--
Me: AHHASLDKJF *splashes water in his face*
Josh: BLARGHAOINELC

SEA GREEN!

Andrew: Ya think ya cooler than me! Ya think ya cooler than me! And you smell like school poop!
Me and Grace: What?!
Andrew: SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL POOP!
Me and Grace: Oh.

That reminds me. I saw the fattest squirrel yesterday! It was like, right next to me and I screamed when I saw it cuz I thought it was a pile of walking puke, then it ran up a tree and I was like "oh. It's a squirrel."

Grace: HAHAHAHAHA!
Becca: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: ?

It's always like that! I'm so clueless! D:<

Jessi: BELLYFLOP!

Oh, and Garrett was humping Josh's leg. It was awkward, creepy, and hilarious. So glad you didn't have to see that. xD

...I forgot everything else that happened...
OH WAIT!

Me: SIDNEY! HOLD ME!

^.^

Wonderful things.

I got this (and many other things) from icanread.tumblr.com

There's a ton of awesome and inspirational things there, and even though the name is cheesy, it's still wonderful ^.^

Oh, and you're just jealous that the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

(haha, Gracie^ R.I.P. Mack...)

-McSQUIGGLES

P.S. I feel like I'm posting too much XD I have no life :P

Summer(:

It finally feels like summer.

By the end of the day, I got an amazing hairstyle (thanks to exposure to chlorine), more confidence, a green tattoo of a heart on my arm, scratched up palms and knees, extremely chapped lips, a ninja movie marathon, a craving for tacos, a huge smile on my face, pool water in my lungs, an enormous zit on my forehead (don't look!), a slight tan, an epiphany, the Plants vs Zombies song stuck in my head, new ideas for my movie, a sore throat from laughing too much, a pretty chalk drawing completed in the driveway, a few realizations, a dead "pet" spider, water proof eyeliner, a new favorite book, and a few realizations.
This is how a summer's supposed to begin.
It just proves that the rest of it is going to be even better(:

On facebook, a few people were complaining about how this is going to be a terrible summer and all that junk, but I don't think they realize what they have. They just linger on the "what if's" and "if only's" and "I want what I don't have" and junk.
That's a lie.

My Realizations:
-Sunflowers sing way better than Justin Bieber
-Guys are so confusing, and can't take a hint
-I'm a hopeless romantic♥
-Seriously. I'm a sucker for things that are super sweet
-...sweet like mint chip ice cream and dancing in the rain♥
-If you mix chalk and water, it makes great sidewalk finger paint
-I love the song "I'd Lie" by Taylor Swift because of the overdose of honesty in it
-Grace has internet in Britain
-Aaron is a wimp that gets cold easily. He's also terrified of water.
-Taneil's the only one who has a swim suit with pink, orange and brown on it
-This summer's gonna be the best ever
-You mean the world to me, and I hope you'll never leave my side(:

♥

Photo Edit ^.^

ATTENTION.
THIS IS GRACE'S PICTURE.
It's just really pretty and I edited it ^.^

The original can be found at http://darkroom-by-frenchie.blogspot.com

...No, I did not get permission to do this, but Gracie's out of town, so... whatever ^.^

LOVES,
McSQUIGGLES<3

...Otis?!

No. Freaking. Way.
OTIS IS ALIVE, YOU GUYS!

This morning, (well, like ten minutes ago) I opened my shades to find a little creepy crawly on my window sill. I freaked, like always. The little dude proceeded to crawl quickly all over my window, then onto my wall.
I was like, hey, you remind me of Otis...
WAIT A MINUTE.
OTIS?!
Have you been hiding in my window this whole time?!
So apparently, the spider in the bathroom was a FAKE.

I've been watching him for a long time now, and so far, he's been crawling on my Justin Bieber picture Daphney drew for me. Otis has taken a liking to the bloody hand. He's so freaking cool!
He crawled behind my mirror, and that's where he is now.
I wonder what he's doing back there...
...

Yeah.
Life is good.
Kind of.
Yes?
No?
Yes?
OKAY.

Anyways, I've been working on a movie and WHAT THE FUDGE?!
OTIS!

He's on my mirror! If he jumps down, he'll be on my make-up!
...Oh, nope. He decided to jump and landed on my bear.
GET OFF, OTIS! THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE!

...My momma heard me screaming at Otis and came in.
I asked her to murder my child and she gladly accepted.

The moral of this story: Spiders are evil.

R.I.P, Otis...

Today, Otis seemed... off.
Like, he wasn't moving at all.
Usually, the little dude is like all over the place, crawling and exploring.
Today, he was still.
He's been in the same spot all day, and I thought that he was half dead.

My dad just killed him.
I was devastated.
Then I got over it ^.^

Christian Siriano is totally FIERCE.

This is Christian Siriano.
He's totally fierce.
(and gay)

I love his hair X3
^.^

OTIS?!

Last night, I saw a spider in the bathroom.
I freaked, of course.
But then I thought, "well, gee. This little guy reminds me of Otis, who ran away just a few hours ago. Wait a minute... OTIS?!"
I FOUND OTIS, YOU GUYS! :D
He was crawling happily on the wall, so I left him there.
This morning, he was still there, so I guess he found a new home(:

On a sadder note, I can't draw pirates.
Oh well(:

FAREWELL(:

Third Chances?

I have converted from blogger to tumblr, and back to blogger again.
Yeah, tumblr is fun, but blogger has more awesome people ^.^


Once upon a time, I had a pet spider named Charles.
This was way back in May.
We were doing track in gym, and I was bored.
Some chick screamed when she saw a spider, and I was like (in my head) OH MY GOSH! A SPIDER! I SHALL NAME YOU CHARLES.
Then Jasmine stepped on him, and some random guy flicked him off to spider heaven.
I was devastated.

And again, in May, I had another pet spider. This time, his name was Charles Jr.
He was hanging out on the sunroom ceiling, and I was elated.
I had a second chance to this whole pet thing.
Then my mom killed him.
Once again, I was devastated.

A few hours ago, while I was cleaning my room, I saw a black speck in the corner of my eye. Choosing to ignore it, I continued to clean my room. Once I was finished, I focused my attention to the black speck that was on the ceiling. It proceeded to move. I freaked.
I realized that this... speck was actually a spider!
I had a third chance!
I stared at my new un-named pet for a few seconds, and quickly got bored.
I left to get some juice, which led to another thing, which led to another thing, which led to me babysitting my brother and missing the chance to hang out at the park, which led to me drinking more juice, which led to me remembering my spider, which led to me running into my room and finding that my pet spider had ran away.
I screamed, "MAMAAA!!! OTIS IS GONE!"
(Otis was the first name that came to my head)
I just... I can't believe he ran away from me!
Why would he do that?!
I didn't neglect him, did I?!

The moral of this story is something I found on tumblr.
Giving a second chance is okay, but giving third chances is stupid.


I hope you enjoyed my little story.

LOVES,
McSQUIGGLES♥