Self Made Interview (:

If you've been to my About Me page, you've noticed this interview...
And hopefully, it made you laugh.
I'm thinking of changing it...

But yeah.
I wrote this way back in May...
As in last year. (:

Who are you???
Well, you would know!
Just answer the question already.
Fine, fine. *clears throat* I am McSquiggles!
Interesting name. How'd you get it???
...I bought it at Walmart of course.
Haha, very funny. Now tell me the truth. Honesty is the best policy, after all.
How would you know?! You've been pretending that you don't know the answers to all of these questions!
Hello?! This is an INTERVIEW!!!
So?!
I'm supposed to ask you questions, even if I know the answers to them!
...really?
Yes, really! Now how'd you get that name?!
Sheesh! Harsh! OK, I got McSquiggles from one of my BFF's, Popcycles. She randomly decided to call me that because I drew a lot.
How wonderful. I'm going to bold my questions now.
Why?!
So there will be a distinct difference, therefore making it easier to recognize.
Well, why don't you bold mine?! Or like italicize it or whatever?!
I don't feel like it.
Well, can I use the mouse so I can make my words special like yours?
No.
Why not?!
Cuz I'm too lazy to give it to you.
...true dat. So... is this interview over yet??? I'm getting bored. And isn't getting bored the last thing we want by making this blog?!
...yes.
Yes what?! That this interview is over or that this blog is supposed to relieve us of our unending case of boredom?!
...uhhh, both???
OK. I'll catch you later then. I'm going to make some ramen.
Oooh! Now you're talking!
And now I'm leaving. Adios! :3
NO! NO! WAIT! ...I left. :/ Now I'm talking to myself... Wait. Isn't that just what I've been doing...?
o.O
...I need to get some therapy.

~McSquigggles :3