Quotes/Thoughts

"When a boy sweeps you off your feet, always remember that he's in the perfect posistion to drop you on your butt."

Thanks GRACIE for showing me this quote ;D
It's so true.

"When you love someone, write their name in a circle instead of a heart. Why? Because hearts can break while circles go on forever."

...But what about a pizza?
Pizzas are circles, and they're cut into pieces then are masticated by molars and canines.
But... what about a SQUARE pizza?
...why aren't there any hexagon-shaped pizzas?
In fact, there's almost NOTHING that's shaped like a hexagon.
Except for a house.
I remember drawing houses in kindergarten.
Ah, kindergarten.
Crayons, leap frog, and sand in my shoes.
I hate when that happens.
Sand should stay on the ground, and not in your shoes.
It's just extremely unnecessary.
You know what else is extremely unnecessary?
Skinny jeans.
They just let people with skinny legs show off their skinny legs while others (like myself) seethe from beyond.
Hiss.
Like a cat.
Or a snake.
With fangs.
You know what?
Dracula is the best vampire EVARR.
Edward is a shame.
He has yet to regain honor to all of the worthy, blood sucking, village terrorizing, non-sparkly vampires of the UNIVERSE.
Cuz there HAS to be vampires in space, right?
Towels.
ART WAR.
Imma win, foo.

"Dear Waldo,

Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.

Sincerely,

H. Potter"

http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

"Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9.

You shouldn't be talking.

I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely,

7"

ttp://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

I swear, finding Dear blank, please blank was the best thing that ever happened to me.
...or not. X)
THEY BLOCKED MLIA AT SCHOOL. ._.

LOVES,
McSQUIGGLES